The 18 year old is a fan of actor/comedian Dane Cook and so she was just dying to see him in his new movie entitled Good Luck Chuck. Fortunately for me, a lovely hybrid by the name of Jessica Alba was in it. Truth be told, the broad can’t act a lick, but she visually makes a movie a lot easier to sit through. After a quick bowl for the road (and a pinner rolled up prior to walking into the theater), we jetted off to The Irvine Spectrum.

The movie didn’t start for about 45 minutes, so we (well she) decided to do a little window shopping. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but, my brothers, window shopping means “not buying anything� right? I should have known better than to trust my shopaholic of a “girlfriend�. We were stuck in a store called Forever 21 and it was a fuckin madhouse. All of these young girls who were out passed their curfew trying to dress older,ar and all of these milfs looking for ways to hold onto their youth. This shit was both humorous and depressing at the same time.

We missed a few movie trailers because the 18 year old kept lagging on her “window shopping�, but we at least got to watch the whole movie and I must say that Chuck (Dane Cook’s character) will probably be the envy of all virgin men as he gets to fuck broads left and right throughout the flick. What a fuckin concept – hot chicks that use you for your cock. That’s music to my ears.

I just had an ‘epiphany’ (I learned that world from the 18 year old). Bitches are easier to manipulate than you think my brothers. Most men out there are intimidated and fear rejection and their confidence drops because they think pussy rules the world. With that being said, my advice is to fuck with older chicks, milfs if you will, to get your mojo flowin. MILFVixen.com is a good place to start as it’s a visual tutorial of how older women like to get pleasured. A milf’s pants are easy to get into because they are in direct competition with pieces of asses that are 20 years their youth. Think about it. All they want is to be desired.

You’re welcome.

There is one more hole that this milf needs to be filled. On MILFVixen.com, don’t put words in her mouth—women don’t like that shit; instead, put something else in her mouth that’ll shut her the fuck up!

This milf whore loves to get her pussy and ass pounded so much that she may need kneepads and elbow pads very, very soon. Get in where you fit in on MILFVxen.com and let Vicki take care of your cock. God knows she’s taking care of everyone else’s…

A new neighbor of mine came knocking at my door earlier today to ask if I could help her out with a plumbing problem. I’m not the handyman type, but her milf looking ass caught my attention. She couldn’t have been too much older than me, but she definitely qualified as a milf. I asked her if she had a boyfriend/husband to take a stab at solving the problem. She said NO; so I agreed to take a look at her toilet and see if I could fix the problem.

The dilemma was a fairly simple one that anyone could solve if they take the time to lift the goddamn top off. I guess it wasn’t “woman’s work�, so I understood. I fixed that problem in less than 5 minutes and, soon enough, there was another favor requested. She began to seduce me in a non-direct way, but I’ve been around the block long enough to know how the game works. This broad wanted her pipes cleaned as well and though it’s a dirty job, someone has to do it.

After about 10 minutes of small talk, she gave me a passionate kiss—a kiss that told me that she hasn’t been kissed in a long time. Soon after savoring my tongue, she made her way down to my rock hard cock and worked the tip of it with her mouth before engulfing it to the back of her throat. Her eyes were fixated on mine as she gagged repeatedly—that shit was so sexy.

I rammed her ass in doggystyle before making her lick her shit clean. She then sat on my cock and worked it in her wet cunt like a possessed nymphomaniac. She shared a striking resemblance to Diamond from MILFVixen.com. Yeah, those firm fake titties felt real damn good. I made her orgasm twice before blasting her in the face with my goods. Come to think of it, I think she used me for my cock… I saw a plumbing business card of hers on my way out. She said she’ll find me if she has any other “plumbing� problems.

Britian is a milf that loves to exchange more than just good conversation. On MILFVixen.com, join her for dessert, then lunch, then more dessert. Hungry? Why wait?

Now this is how to pamper a guy at a massage parlor. Austin here is giving this gentleman a facial, and on MILFVixen.com, she and a hot blonde friend perform a full-service job on the lucky bloke.

Holly’s huge knockers could use a cock in between ‘em, would you agree? On MILFVixen.com, spray her all over the face and tell her to lather her face well with it to help her prevent a sunburn… her dumb blonde ass’ll probably believe you.

T’is better to give then to receive, so the saying goes. But at MILFVixen.com, t’is better to give while receiving—sharing is caring, so feel free to place your hands anywhere on her as she places your cock anywhere in her.

This blonde milf enjoys sex without alcohol as it is, so you can imagine how much cock she desires after a drink or two. Wait, there’s no need to imagine… MILFVixen.com is where to find this around-the-way-milf get down and dirty at the neighborhood bar. This whore oozes sex.

is where Lani likes to take a cock. Her pussy walls are tight and deep and in need of some good ol Grade A meat every fuckin day. MILFVixen.com is where this mother of two takes advantage of her “one day stand� situation.